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SecureMe Password Security

If you are looking for SecureMe, The secure logon/password storage program that I wrote in Java, that encrypts logon/password information using 3DES symmetric key cryptography click here

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You can get some real uberkewl gear at my uberkewl cafepress online store. This swag is leet and you know you want it so go buy some! Proceeds from the purchases will be used to help finance my quest for paper of worth aka my education.

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Glider - Hacker Emblem

Call it a pet peeve if you like, but it really chaffs my ass when cheaters and crackers are referred to as hackers by the media and the general public. If you are one of those people who don't know the difference then please click on the image above and prepare for enlightenment.

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Uberkewl Network Statistics

Visitors Geographic Locations


This map, courtesy of Google Maps and the Google Map API, was fun to create. I created a Perl script to collect the IP addresses of all the visitors to the site and remove duplicates. The script then fed those addresses to a Geographic-IP database to get location specific information such as City, Region, Country, Latitude and Longitude for each address and stored that information into a MySQL database. This script runs every 5 minutes. I created a second Perl script which creates a Javascript file named latlong.html to create the load() function which contains all the latitude, longitude coordinate pairs for every marker you see on the map.


Uberkewl Network ISP Bandwidth Usage

All the network traffic coming into the Uberkewl Network or leaving the Uberkewl Network must cross the Cisco PIX 506E firewall. So by analyzing the traffic at that point it is possible to determine the total usage of bandwidth provided by the Internet Service Provider (ISP). The next 4 graphs detail that usage by day, week, month, and year. Green graph lines represent inbound traffic and Blue graph lines represent outbound traffic. Graphs are updated every 5 minutes.

Daily Bandwidth Usage (5 Minute Average)
Daily Bandwidth Usage
Weekly Bandwidth Usage (30 Minute Average)
Weekly Bandwidth Usage
Monthly Bandwidth Usage (2 Hour Average)
Monthly Bandwidth Usage
Yearly Bandwidth Usage (1 Day Average)
Yearly Bandwidth Usage